I’m not fat I’m not fat I’m not fat I’m not fat I’m not fat I’m not fat I’m not fat I’m not fat I’m not fat I’m not fat I’m not fat I’m not fat I’m not fat I’m not fat I’m not fat…
Just kidding I know how disgusting I am and It’s a constant source of anxiety and psychological problems
That feeling didn’t last long. I’m back to feeling like crap again.
Saw a photo of myself that was taken recently and realized that I’ve been lying to myself, trying to believe that I’m pretty. I’m really not at all pretty. I’m far paler than I thought. My eyes are far smaller. My hair is frizzy, and I’m so much fatter than I was letting myself see….
I feel the exact same way, and what sucks is I have 2 older sister, both taller, both prettier, both skinnier. And there always standing next to me in every photo.
i’m writing a children’s book
my favorite post on tumblr
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when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing
it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
ACTUALLY
This is really exciting, linguistically speaking.
Because it’s not true that Tumblr never uses punctuation. But it is true that lack of punctuation has become, itself, a form of punctuation. On Tumblr the lack of punctuation in multisentence-long posts creates the function of rhetorical speech, or speech that is not intended to have an answer, usually in the form of a question. Consider the following two potential posts. Each individual line should be taken as a post:
ugh is there any particular reason people at work have to take these massive handfuls of sauce packets they know they’re not going to use like god put that back we have to pay for that stuff
Ugh. Is there any particular reason people at work have to take these massive handfuls of sauce packets they know they’re not going to use? Like god, put that back. We have to pay for that stuff.
In your head, those two potential posts sound totally different. In the first one I’m ranting about work, and this requires no answer. The second may actually engage you to give an answer about hoarding sauce packets. And if you answer the first post, you will likely do so in the same style.
Here’s what makes this exciting: the English language has no actual punctuation for rhetorical speech–that is, there are no special marks that specifically indicate “this speech is in the abstract, and requires no answer.” Not only that, it never has. The first written record of English (actually proto-English, predating even Old English) dates to the 400s CE, so we’re talking about 1600 years of having absolutely no marker whatsoever for rhetorical speech.
A group of teens and young adults on a blogging website literally reshaped a deficit a millennium and a half old in our language to fit their language needs. More! This group has agreed on a more or less universal standard for these new rules, which fits the definition of “language.” Which is to say Tumblr English is its own actual, real, separate dialect of the English language, and because it is spoken by people worldwide who have introduced concepts from their own languages into it, it may qualify as a written form of pidgin.
Tumblr English should literally be treated as its own language, because it does not follow the rules of any form of formal written English, and yet it does have its own consistent internal rules. If you don’t think that’s cool as fuck then I don’t even know what to tell you.
Hey cool
yeah cool except that’s not actually what that means like in the original post that question was obviously not rhetorical because otherwise you wouldn’t have answered it so
